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Now, Kus, what is it today?
This time, Mr. Iziri, do you know what Wikipedia is?
I know! I know Wikipedia!
Do you know Wikipedia, Mr. Iziri?
I've known it for more than ten years.
I'd like to unravel what is written in Wikipedia from Iziri Okada.
Is it okay for Wikipedia to have two characters like this?
I don't think we have a chance to talk about it.
No, I definitely don't think so.
I'll tell you.
Shall we go from the top?
September 23rd, 1939 from Ijiro.
What?
I want you to put Wednesday in it.
Oh, I see. Then I'll add Wednesday.
I want you to put Wednesday in it.
Wednesday is "Tsukasadoru Youbi".
Wednesday is?
It means "death of vision".
My beloved Hagimo and Kin-san were also born on Wednesday.
When I met Hagimo and Kin-san, I was so excited.
"Hagimo-san, you were born on Wednesday, weren't you?" Kin-chan said.
Did you say that?
I don't know.
No, no, Hagimo-san, I looked it up and you were born on May 7th.
It's Wednesday. I'm also born on Wednesday.
Oh, that's a good story. I'll remember it forever.
That's amazing. It's a good story.
I want you to put Wednesday in it.
Oh, then I'll add that first.
And next.
Oh, my God. I'm going to fix it next.
What are you going to do next?
It says "height 170 cm".
It's 169.4 cm.
That's shrinking.
It's not shrinking.
What?
It's been 169.4 cm since Horipora joined.
I think the manager at the time thought it was a hassle.
It's shrinking.
And I said "shoes are 25 cm".
You know 26.5 cm, right?
Oh, I want you to put that in, too.
If you go to the site, only big shoes will be prepared.
That's terrible.
That's why the size of the shoes hasn't come out.
It's been active since 1987.
Oh, you've been active since then.
Yes, I'm the same generation as Hikaru Genji.
I see.
I'm the same generation as Hikaru Genji.
That's right.
Let's go back in time.
It's been active since high school.
I've loved comedy since I was in high school.
I've longed for Kin-san and Kagemoto.
On the sixth episode of "Kin-chan's virtual target", I appeared as a friend's substitute.
It's true.
On the sixth episode of "Kin-chan's virtual target", I was supposed to go to Korakuen Hall to support my friends.
My high school friend and my friend were going out.
So I went out.
And then, about eight o'clock the day before...
I went out.
My friend couldn't go out. "Would you like to go out with me, my beloved live host?"
No, I'm suddenly like that, but what should I do?
I wore a red jersey and put my hand like this...
Tokyo Tower
I'll make a special observatory here, so you can stand like this.
- Is that all? - Yes, I went out.
- That's nice, you went out. - I passed, but it happens a lot.
"I did my best," I say, and I get there.
- I passed with "pa-pa-ra-pa." - You passed, that's amazing!
- Everyone knows this, right? - Everyone looked it up.
- It's written so cool, stop! - Where is it?
I don't know how I got into this world.
In this program, it was said that Fuji TV would be announced as a Japanese celebrity.
- That's what it said. - So I said I'd give up.
But I got an award for that, and I asked the staff of the program...
...if there were any good amateurs, and they introduced me to Okada.
- I see. - This "being skirted" angle...
- It's so cool! - It's not "skirted."
- It's not? - It says "being skirted" in the script.
- Because you're the first comedian... - Let's leave it like this!
- "Being skirted" is so cool! - Yeah, let's leave it like that!
- You're so cool! - I'm cool?
- I'm not surprised, but I really get "skirted." - That's nice!
- Thank you for writing this. - This is amazing!
I was walking with my friends in Nakayama Ward, Takeshita Street in Harajuku...
...and I was wondering when I'd get "skirted."
Do you know my father's hairstyle?
- I was walking like that. - That's no good.
I was walking down Takeshita Street.
- "Do you know my father's hairstyle?" - No!
- No way! - Because I was 17 at the time...
- ...and I was walking with my seven-year-old and ten-year-old brothers... - Wow!
...and I went to the supermarket where my mother works...
...and I saw my friend's aunt in front of my mother...
...and I said, "Mr. Okada, ma'am, look!"
"Your husband is here," she said.
I didn't want to be skirted in front of her!
But I'm happy to be skirted, so I'll leave it.
Let's use this chair for sure.
- This is funny. - Oh, good.
- That's good. Next. - And in 1985...
- ...you and Okuyama formed KidKart. - That's right.
- Yes, thank you. That's right. - That's right.
- And... - And you won the variety show...
- And... - You've been a pin entertainer since 1990?
- Yes! - Oh, I see!
- Oh, there's something to notice. - Yes, so...
Yes, it's 1991, one year before "Gilgamesh," so it's correct!
That's amazing! It's correct!
- You debuted in 1987... - Yes, three years later.
- 1988... - 1989...
- 1990... - 1990...
- You've been a duo for only three years! - Yes.
- And you won twice in "One Condo" show. You're an amazing duo! - Yes, we are!
- I don't think there's anyone like you! - In "Mokuyo Special"...
- ...you won with a team of 35 or 36 people. - That's right.
- You won "Fuji TV" five times in a row. - That's amazing!
You're an amazing duo! You debuted for only three years and retired after winning twice!
- You're an amazing duo! - Yes, we are!
- And "Gilgamesh Nightly" band... - Oh, it's already been 91 years!
- That's right! - Oh, you're right!
- Thank you for summarizing it all! - Thank you for summarizing it!
- Did you write it because you like me? - I'm probably a fan of "Ijiri"!
- Thank you! - Without a doubt!
- Well... - What about this?
- Is it okay for Wikipedia to have two words like this?!
- I'm going to say it! I'm going to say it for now! - Yes.
- What about this? - "Inkakuchuu"...
- This is really... - Yes.
- It's a legend... - No.
- Did you talk about this? The 27-hour TV legend. - I didn't say it in this way!
- I don't think you have a chance to talk about this... - I don't know.
- "Uramechaike". - "Uramechaike".
- What is this? - "Uramechaike".
- In the morning... No, not in the morning...
"Uramechaike".
- It's a live broadcast at about four o'clock in the morning. - Yes.
- So I'm a secret guest. - Yes, I'm a secret guest.
- I'm doing a late-night quiz show live. - I'm doing it.
Then, more and more, about an hour later, Abe-kun will say, "No, this quiz is difficult. I can't say it."
So, from now on, I have no choice but to leave it to this person.
Let's have that person appear.
The smoke rises and a big door opens.
- I come in with a loud voice. - As a secret guest, yes.
- Then only men come in, entertainers. - Entertainers.
- And the audience is only men. - Yes.
- It's really exciting. - It's really exciting.
- That's where the erotic quiz problem comes in. - Seriously, is there only erotic quiz?
- That's right. - Isn't it really interesting?
- Until you get there... - Until you get there...
I enter Fuji TV at about 12 o'clock in the morning.
- And I enter the dressing room. - You enter.
- You look at the script, don't you, Chie-kun? - I do.
First of all, how do I appear?
First line.
Let's have this person appear. Please.
Ijiri Okada.
My line is already decided.
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
Wow, it's amazing from the opening all of a sudden.
- It's amazing. - This is...
At that time, you came to me first.
- Because you were worried about me. - You came to the scene.
I consulted you.
Can I say this first line?
You said, "Let's hear it at the meeting."
First of all, can I say this first line?
Can I say this first line?
Yes, please say it.
Has anyone ever said this word in real life?
That's right.
Even in real life.
- Right? - That's right.
- I'm going to talk seriously with you from now on. - Yes.
I'm going to talk seriously with you, Mr. Ijiri. Do you know why I'm telling you this, Mr. Ijiri?
- Yabe is... - Yes.
- Yabe is hosting for one hour now. - He is.
One hour later, Mr. Ijiri's store will come.
- You will be given all the erotic quizzes from there, Mr. Ijiri. - That's right.
- Yabe has been pretending for you for one hour. - Yes.
He has been pretending for an hour and is finally appearing for you, Mr. Ijiri.
I need you to say this explosive word "yoroshi kuri kuri" for me.
- I'm sorry for Yabe as well. - Okay.
- I got it! I'll say it! - That's amazing!
I have no choice but to say it!
- I hesitate to say "hello" but... - I'm sorry, Mr. Ijiri.
- I said "hello" and "yoroshi kuri kuri" and... - You said it!
- Only the audience was satisfied with it. - Yes, only the audience was satisfied.
- The comedians and the audience were also surprised. - I'm sure they will be surprised.
- I heard about it later. - Yes.
- Everyone was watching Yoshimoto's performance at the Lumine concert in Shinjuku. - I see.
- Everyone fell off the chair. - That's amazing!
- "What is this person saying?!" - It's like a live broadcast.
- It's the second day of the live broadcast and it's already the third day. - It's already the third day.
- The first word of "hello" is "yoroshi kuri kuri". - That's amazing!
- You have a great face. - It's a story like that.
- It's really interesting. We can make a story out of this. - Yes, we can.
- Mr. Ijiri's... - We will fix it again.
- If you see this and write "Wednesday", please write it in. - Yes, please write "Wednesday".
- We tried logging in yesterday... - It didn't work.
- Yes, it didn't work.
- We will fix it again on Wikipedia. - Thank you for your cooperation.